Munich International Airport Abuse Report

Prepare yourself for the marvelous efficiency and luxury you are about to witness. Feeling chilly in the airport? Why not huddle up in your sweater on the gorgeous carpet that hasn't seen a vacuum since the pandemic. Warm yourself up with a delectable cup of nespresso, straight from the machine. Choose from the endless number of restaurants which are all closed. Learn to live in the moment as they make you wait hours upon hours for security, baggage, on-boarding. If you're one in the lucky 50%, there will be a delay and you'll have time to actually attain nirvana.